"My Pre-Workout is CHECKING THE NEWS" — because nothing jumpstarts your nervous system quite like doomscrolling. Whether it's the economy, global security, or yet another headline that you wish was in The Onion instead of the Times, this unisex tee knows that caffeine and bcaa's have nothing on checking your notifications when it comes to raising your heartrate. Pair with headphones, a blank stare, and the desperate need to feel in control of something. Made with lightweight fabric to counter the weight of existance. 
 
Features:
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
100% cotton for all solid colors
Scratch-free tear away label and no side-seams
Twill tape on shoulders for durability
Collar made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.